Punchlines - 2 bars

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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^Pfft herbs a plenty lately

Listen "Lone"-y, You will be Reunited with the deceased real soon/
Tell me people, Have you Ever heard a Wolf Cry To the blue corn moon//

This Native Folk Tongue Flunky Couldn't Quote My hottest flow/
I'm Glad Sacajawea Couldn't See this, me merking this pocahontas hoe//
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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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Your work is OK, but next to mine, what you chirp is so lame
Da Bomb bursts with no flames and it's funny when he tries to pull a skirt with no game
man, flirt with those dames that have STDs while I redefine what a fuckin' textcee means
If I browsed your collection of MP3s, I'd probly find pop songs aired on MTV

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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you screwed off the top like bottle caps
plus ya sprays are inaccurate like ya nozzle snaped

360 more like 90 with your choppy quarted raps
i'll have you like brittney spears shaved just short of phat
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"see you shouldnt be afraid of me..
you should be afraid of all the people in the streets

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by 360 »

My shit flows better than you. You're not a veteran, dude
My tongue is sharp. It'll leave your rhymes severed in two

Dissin' me is detrimental cuz I'll stab your neck with pencils
your minds predictable, while i'm defining temperamental

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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I hope you're not tryin' to be good. If you are, you're doin' badly
your punchlines couldn't hit me if you balled the paper up and threw it at me

Defeatin' you isn't difficult. Man, it's fuckin' easy
I'm so high above you, you need a telescope just to see me

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by complexity »

The only thought reasonable is my top secret flow
is not feasible, my shits so hot, speakers blow
now a days it's like hip hop is cop procedural
so, I put contracts on rappers and I'm not a hip hop ceo

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by Brah-Vo »

Ayo, you know raiza sharp got that beasty flow
im still Oh and Twelve but at least im known

check it
everyone think im whack like "yo this gooks lame"
but ill take and expand your brain like an old book case
Hear me out, throw a one two like im pac-qui-ao
leave these dudes sayin
"raiza why you gotta be so sharp and stab me, OUCH"

hahaha
Aka Raiza Sharp, R.A.I

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Post by 360 »

I'm not a flamer, but I'll leave R.A.I's body black and charred
but him.. he's got a fuckin' happy face that's flaming.. even in his avatar

and by lookin' at your record, the only conclusion one can draw is that you can't fuckin' rhyme
so it's ironic that your win column has a goose egg.. and you lost a dozen times

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by frostedblake »

dopeboy flow so lyrically this feens im servin
aint no audio shit but these 'dead-beats' im workin

got ^his main bitch in my sheets, im squirtin'
his name 360 cause thats how many degrees ima burn him

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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This false idol  drops the  idlest-chat,  a non vital,undbridled  crap unrivaled-in -rap.//
Got the  survivalists-knack  mic iconoclast trash yr image like a libelous- hack//

facades are liable-to-crack son yr two bars were FUBAR from the start//
This fool's Pullin up stools in gay pubs, catch  icon at the "Tool bar"// 
 

 

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by 360 »

You beatin' me isn't possible, so don't start actin' volatile
cuz when shit pops off, you're never in the mix like a sand molecule.. Insoluble

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

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Fuck the mix yo. You dilute your flow that's why your concentration is fixed  low//     

360 degrees? Please.. knock off the six oh and just admit your straight disco// 

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by Shady_08 »

I'm entertaining like Mary Poppins wow! that's an ending
Reading your shit was like watching a rock... "Standing"
My rhymes are never ending, more CREATIVE than God's crew
I can create something outta SHIT, so i can do something outta YOU
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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by 360 »

He never had sex, so he considers all types of incest
and a shower is the only thing that gets his dick wet

In this competition, I wouldn't bet on this cocksucker winnin'
cause his record holds more Ls than rastas in Kingston

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Re: Punchlines - 2 bars

Post by Shady_08 »

360 It's like dissin' a circle
Beatin' you is like outrunnin' a turtle

Dickless fag who needs a map to find his own cock
Even if he were a Flinstone still couldn't made a bed rock
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