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The Suburbs

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Suburbs


I’m from the suburbs, where there’s divided money
90 percent if you wear polos, 10 if you wear hoodies
No one gets along and everyone talks shit
And life gets pretty fuckin’ boring if you’re not rich
One day, this cute chick had a party at her crib
I rolled through and drank all the Old Milwaukee in her fridge
Then this naughty little bitch said she wanted us to kiss
So I brought her up to bed and put a condom on my dick
Thought that I would hit, but right before my cock had entered in
KNOCK, KNOCK
“Yo, don’t come in!”
“Oh my God, I’m sorry Ben!!”

Not again. Another fuckin’ girl with a boyfriend

A bunch of dudes broke up the fight
We got kicked out. Great, I love my life.
Just when I was givin up on fun that night
He told me to meet him at the park so we could "fuckin' fight"
Rolled up quick started rollin a spliff
Had my friend slap me twice so I could focus on this
Saw his car up the block, handed Artie my glock
He parked in the lot and hopped out with his varsity squad
Started to talk shit ripped off his Hollister top
Bumpin “Lollipop”
Lookin like he came from the mall with his mom
Walked up as if the kid could see me
Meanwhile, my homie pops each tire of his Mitsubishi
“WHAT THE FUCK – That’s my parent’s car”
Don’t sweat it man, that thing won’t take you very far
He saw my friend, slowly started walkin’ to him
I crept from the side and got a cheap shot in the chin
But this prep was a big dude
6’2 does Jiu Jitsu and lifts too
So it hardly phased him
My heart started racin’
He should be on the pavement
But now I got him ragin’
Started boxin’ with the guy
Got blocked a couple times
He socked me in the eye
And I thought that I would die
Seeing spots in all designs
Then flopped against his ride
He tackled me – flurry of punch after punch
Woulda passed out – instead I headbutted his nuts
Then all you could hear was his bitch cries
I must’ve kicked him in the head at least six times
All his homies started really trippin’
Started to sympathize for a minute
Until I realized that he didn’t
And if he was in my position
He woulda kept kickin…
But I left after one more punch that split his lip in
You should never fuck with hood cats
We might not have six packs
But we don’t lose fights, it’s what we’re good at
And after that day, the dude transferred schools
The whole jock group split, it was sad but cool
Hope he found some friends that understand that fool
Real talk I even hope he’s happy too
I hope he stops actin rude
To be liked, bein’ an asshole is not what you have to do
This isn’t the city where you earn your stripes
Where tweakers and perverts lurk at night
Not the gated hills where every person’s white
Naw, this is a suburban life[/center]
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Re: The Suburbs

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Haha, vivid ass story dawg hella funny too, I been to a few of them parties but I wish id have seen some shit like this go down lol. Straight up simple rhymes but that's all you needed since the story was what made this. Props on fuckin shit up in the burbs lol

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