Cheap Kung Fu Movie

[Sir Kevin O Shea]

*Dramatic music*


"There once was a kung fu fighter named 3rd String QB, he partied and brawled day and night while enjoying fancy cheese and wine until he was forced to take on a foe who he had not had to take on before....."


Twenty minutes until I’m late for my midnight curfew
just got done sweating out some geishas hair doo
I’m scarred too because master is a man of morality
ran to the compound and calmed down but he didn't shout at me
instead a trail of blood freshly splattered scattered my thoughts
but fighting here is forbidden is what my master had taught
there he was laying on the floor while I held him and cried
I noticed his bloodshot eyes and a ninja sai jabbed in his side
a message was tatted by knife between the blades of his back
it was payback towards my actions that made them attack
by the guardian of the geisha that unopened my silk sash
and put her face in my lap and was given a milk stache
according to them I broke a tradition of high importance
the assassination was too swift, they must have an informant
I bladed up with the finest outfit incase this was final
with a metal cap on my pinky finger bound with leather and vinyl
I smelled incense entering the inside of the establishment
distracted by this jawn strolling by, I thought of smashing it
felt a blow hit my upper leg, it was a guard and her dregs
red liquids I shed as she tackled me down to her bed
started tossing out head to make me feel warm and secure
looked at the room's corners and assassins poured from all four
I jumped in the air doing spins and performing acrobatics
back flipped off of the wall doing metal pinky finger slashes
no more tricks and trails, I whipped off my blood and smiled
as I was greeted by a face I haven't laid eyes on in a while
it was my master but something about his approach wasn't right
he was battered and downed but now acting like everything was alright
he laughed and peeled the face back and revealed the face of my rival
Lightning Geisha charged at me throwing darts to complicate my survival
as I ducked her soft legs wrapped around me in a submission hold
I gazed at her asking that the crime I committed be told
I was guilty of not leaving a tip at the bar when I left with that freak
I gave her two bucks and she got up, I told her I’d be back next week
as I strolled away she ran up to me and wanted to tell me something
she handed me a gift card and told me thanks for coming.


*Dramatic music*

*The END*

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[mOsArt]

LOL

I enjoyed this yo....lmao..I'm a Asian Fan Allll The Way kid and My Asian Cinema with Martial Arts and Drama piles up to be over 1400 titles...so with that being said...NICE work kid..nice story...you gave me a vision even though at times you through a Paradox that had nothing to do with that era..
You have to throw in some imagination which makes this Pretty good..Good Flow..again Nice Story

Keep it up yo...we'll move you up to 2nd String for sure...lol..Nice Yo

[Sir Kevin O Shea]

Thank you for the feed good sir.

[MonuMental]

This shit was a classic, man. It had everything that a low budget old school Asian flick should have, with a few anachronisms here and there, but don't sweat that shit. It was an funny and entertaining read. Stay up, bruh.