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http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/how-r ... ?hilit=how to rob

Its too serious around here wit all the bullshit so it's time to drop anotha piece. This part two of my diss shit. I'd say don't take it serious but this the internet so you know how it is...

Long shit, read it and feed it if you want, if not than fuck it..

Aiight....Look

I'm through wit tha wait, I gotta few trips to make before my views flip & break
So lemme do this for sakes, Rip become a Hazard to Illest as the new kidd to hate
Lets move to the few pricks I raped and see if you can gather the clues
I hate to shatter ya moods, but its all about momentum so it didnt Matter to lose
Niggas juss mad at the dude, thinkin' they tamed the Rippa
But when I drop, its without approval cos I don't need to AIM at niggas
So lets change the scriptures before I’m knee high in this
Its hard to believe times wit Rip when you pre-write ya shit
Niggas need advice from this, I’m done sick of these punks
How To Rob The Illest number 2 due to the publicity stunts

Yo…

I don’t need the force of a punch, juss jabs to shorten the clutch
You wasn’t mentioned in Vol 1? you wasn’t important enough
Imma kill you over rates, Quix only ill in a sober state
Is it me? Or does his record lately resemble Bill in his older days?
This nigga wilts to only break, And alpha, it’s nothin’ slut
Why mention played steroid lines to a kidd wit a chubby gut??
I know that’s somethin’s fucked & I’m the best to mess wit yall
Like, Bill don’t need to peep muscle development, he need to check his chloresteral
& Ekoms, juss wanna feed and lock spits, you really don’t need the Mod shit
Coz its gotta be hard trying to stay neutral when you a leech on Scotts dick
It’s guaranteed I’d eat ya drops bitch & he muss be getting fucked over right?
Naw, he was only dope back in the day when everybody sucked on the site
Now to the punk of my life, ScottJames, he shook in a site demandin’ action
I see that thread where he “so called recycled” that was put in a Dynamiq fashion
It’s hard to be gangsta in Oregon, coz true folks don’t fear ya flow
Coz more than likely it resembled something this dude wrote a year ago
My views wont stay clear of jokes but can’t get in the middle of these pricks
Coz discussin’ the illest is like a boat ride, I tend to get a little CEE sick
So it’s a fact I’m stuck wit lames, that’s the reason I laugh enough to strain
And literally, Noble Aint Matter To Me,so why these niggas act the fuckin’ same
You aint important enough to talk about so you the butt of jokes I never say
But I’m confused, coz if illest is so whack then you why postin’ every day????
This nigga chokin’ in every way, ya went too far to son or slam Rip
It’s like tryna figure out one of Hazards drop, it’s to hard to understand it.
My bars come wit damage, got niggas Dyin’ & knowin’ I mean well
And why double my qwarterz up when this bitch is still cryin’ over a female?
Make niggas bleed in an order, a couple knives, M16’s & a morter
Jack Da Rippa bout his dolla bills so wat the fuck I need wit a Qwarter??
So peep Rip and get squeezed quick, I’m like a mountain on the street
No wonder Jack the male Lady Gaga the way I’m surrounded wit the beef
I’m poundin’ on these peeps, and I’m bout to rock ya shit Plex
But ever since Murk came, I’d be surprised if you’ve got a dick left
Murk, I see the collab ya dudes stressed,& I’d clap ya newbs text
But the way Rugged only fucks wit rookies, you won’t even have a crew left
You niggas aint passed the noose yet, I got these hoes erased by the drops
& Yes Sir, I’m glad to talk sports to an overweight Byran Scott
I’m known to take guys’ spots, wit a pair of frees & body hoods
Niggas suck dick for votes n feed so its guaranteed Holly Wood
Jesus, I’m dope, and Imma bust this wit back hands clumsy
Come wit a gat plan from me, and stick Ruckus for his Afghan money
None you bitches are safe and I know the doom seems hard
So Imma wet backs wit punches right before I take Loon’s green card
These goons seem scared, but they had to figure & know I’m nice
Coz Dominoes aint in the street when all these niggas rollin’ dice
But fuck da hood shit, ppl know I roll wit a team of nice kats
& to murder Rip aint gonna happen like that Green & Dyn match
Soon as I speak or write raps, guys collapse, I got a Merciful demeanor
Coz the only time you’ll notice Rip Bodied is a Surgical procedure.....
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Well, this was more than entertaining. I got several laughs out of this one, even the bar about Rugged fuckin wit newbs and shit. I have to say that I liked alot of your punches, how you kept it matter-of-factly, and direct to the point. Not much filler, and alot of straight dissing, go get them style. Definitely should hit a few nerves around here, Im sure, so Im waiting to see the reactions as much as I liked reading the drop. Keep it going. One.
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no doubt. Thank you brotha. It will hit a few nerves but it shouldn't. Juss for fun of course.
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For whoever catches feelings :violin:


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I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i like how u flipped that Jay line on 50... that was dope man.... shits fire son
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page

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Good shit...dope drop man...kept me bustin' up

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Post by Kau the Lion »

Good shit as usual. You managed to keep this pretty lean as far as filler goes. Some nice wordplay, personals and of course the flow was on point. A few of the multies were a bit off but I could see them working with the proper dialect.
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You burned em on this one.

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LOL ... seen a few extra L's on your record lately to main!


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Post by complexity »

And both of you have respectable records.

My favorites were the disses to Hazard.

The flipped Jay line, of course.

I liked the Bill shots a lot.

Cee wordplay.

Factually speaking Ekoms is not on Scott James dick at all.

I wasn't really impressed with the opener and it was probably a bit too long. Them are my only complaints, but that's coming from someone who drops 1000 bar reviews of the year on Illest.

My other emotions.

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Ps: Good shit following up to what is undeniably one of the best introduction scriptures in the sites history.

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No doubt. Thx for all of tha feed.
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So it’s a fact I’m stuck wit lames, that’s the reason I laugh enough to strain
And literally, Noble Aint Matter To Me,so why these niggas act the fuckin’ same
You aint important enough to talk about so you the butt of jokes I never say
But I’m confused, coz if illest is so whack then you why postin’ every day????

Those were my favorite 2 bars. I noticed it had the same tone as the real How To Rob, same kind of insults and a lot of comedy. You pulled it off well, I never really lost the flow and aside from a few weird multies it was a dope drop.

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Thx Diva
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