SIGN UPS FOR 2011 TEXT TOURNEY

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SIGN UPS FOR 2011 TEXT TOURNEY

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

This is MY tournament, and I'm making it MY responsibility. Period. If you dont like the fucking rules, dont sign up. Glad to get my point across.


So, anyhow, you guys like cash? How about an envelope, sent with a money order, sent to YOUR address, with YOUR name on it? How about that? No internet, paypal shit. If you cant trust me to send it one way, why cant you trust me to send it another? I'll give every bit of contact info you need to find out about me, if you want, and there are many people on this site that can tell you I'm not a bullshitter. There are people on this site that respect me cuz I tell the TRUTH, so dont sign up if you're looking for a different method of payment. I'm keeping this shit legit.

Also, another way I'm keeping this shit legit, is this: IF you no show in this tournament, I swear to God that I'm remodeling YOUR SIGNATURE with a PICTURE of THE JUDGES choosing. Yep, you're getting tagged and made an ass of, for AT LEAST A MONTH. Reason being? You wasted my time, and others' time, AND THE PEOPLE PUTTING UP THE MONEY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, by signing up and not showing... If you want to make me feel like an idiot, you can believe Im going to make you feel worse.

Now, I think that will 'weed' out the 'herb's. (Yeah, I said it.) If you have less than 50 posts, dont sign up. This gives ANYONE THE CHANCE to make this deadline reasonably, WHO HASNT REACHED 100 yet. You must reach that goal by the actual date, two weeks from now, that I create the match-ups... Yes, I will be creating the match ups.

No, this isn't a topical tournament. This is fist-to-cuff fucking brawl-it-out sessions, period. Any personals, disregarding family, is more than welcome. Humiliate the FUCK out of each other. Best thing is, it doesnt cost you shit, and you get to clown the hell out of someone. Even better? The winner of this tournament gets $200. CASH MONEY. Tax free, fuck the government, I-won-something-that-you-cant-control-the-funding-of-CASH-MONEY!!!

Judges will be determined. Bar length will increase as rounds progress. Best of seven series. 3-0 is KO. 4-1 is TKO. Friends will not happen, and enemies will be made.

Match-ups and the bracket will be set up on May the 26th, at no specific time.

Sign the fuck up.
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Post by EcKsTaSy »

damn, I really wanna get in on this but just signed up..I got 5 posts in the first day, 4 of em being my vote on battles..anyway you can bring that down a lil from 100? I'm really interested just don't think I'll be able to get there by then. Help a rook out!
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Post by Kuhlerblynd »

The way I see it, you could have been posting on something instead of posting on this.

I'm not hating. Swear. I never hate. I'm just saying, show me you won't no show.

If you feel like you can't make it happen, a determination to fill slows WILL be made, so a proper tournament format can be conducted.
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haha, I was introducin myself and postin in the forum as you were hittin me back..good look
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Doubt Il Get Past The First Round But Fuck It Im In
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{im Down i dont no show}
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Post by leeroi green »

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol seriously now im in and really i have to battle a guy 7 times really ok and still i'm in how soon before the begining will i have my opponent
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Post by ScottJames »

like takin candy from a baby... check.
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WINS:
Ekmos - KO ... Duc3 - KO ... Jesodist - KO ... MagicMark - KO ... Animul_Instinkz - KO ... Old Rotten - KO ... Dr Kevorkian - KO ... Ambition - KO ... Eclipse - KO ... Domino - 5-3 ... Crimson - KO ... MC Scars - KO ... Modern Defiance - KO ... Tempest - KO ... QwarterZ - KO ... TreTru - KO ... Quix - KO ... Grim/Leeroi Green - KO ... Knowmad - KO ... Cre@tiv3 - KO ... MVario - TKO ... Hazard - KO ... ER - KO ... Colossus - KO ... FlipSide - KO ... JackDaRippa - KO ... JSteel - KO ... Kau The Lion - KO ... 32Neilz - KO ... Evolution - TKO ... Shazo - KO ... CBK - KO
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Cee4 - 5-3
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31-1
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Post by Ambiguous Realm »

sounds good count me in
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Count me in bro

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Of course, $200 is like a million zebra cakes.

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Post by 32neilz »

I'm in.

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-- Fri May 13, 2011 4:02 pm --

Fuck it pm me a postal address and I'll send like £25 that's bout $40 bro
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Post by Kau the Lion »

Better sign me up, I guess. How much time will we have to post verses once the first match ups are made?
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Post by Kuhlerblynd »

Its not going to be 'voters', its going to be a panel of judges that I choose.

Also, each 'round' will have a week for verses to get up, so NO EXCUSES if you don't show. Plus, I will embarass the fuck out of you if you dont show lol.
really i have to battle a guy 7 times really ok and still i'm in how soon before the begining will i have my opponent
I have no idea what you are talking about there buddy ^^^ battling a guy 7 times?

-- Fri May 13, 2011 3:23 pm --

There's gotta be more people interested in this...

I like the line up so far though.
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