Lawgix vs. Hazard & Ladie Hazard (Handicap Match) {Lawgi

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Lawgix vs. Hazard & Ladie Hazard (Handicap Match) {Lawgi

Post by Lawgix »

okay liars...

here we go...

10 bars from each of u
i swear to God if they get one dick ryde vote i will not count at all...
due within 72 hours
HOUSE RULES!!!
VOTES EXPLAINED NONE OF THAT "EH THAT PERSON WINS CAUSE HES GOOD"
fuck that if u know how to vote then do it the right way...

u 2 should join the circus ur act would be good,
haz could ride the elephant n she'd be the bearded lady from the "hood"

yo in dawnas lil world, she knows sex sells,
thats why she was in disneys pinnochio, yeah she was the “whaleâ€
Don't Let The Game Make U, Make Urself

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Its Ova Kid

Im Fat HA Kid i seen ur picture on Myspace
Only way u stoppin Me is if ur Fat ass Rollz into My Space/

ima Chick But Dude im Taken Ma Winz Back
Like a Ounce Of weed Ya neck is a Fat sack/

The Only Type of Win You get is at the Special Olympics
Soon ill be pullin in This Battle Cus kid u cant Spit/

Down Syndrom?Autisim?Kid in ur pic u look retarded
Our Rhymes are to Hazardous This battle u never should of started/

Lawgix?whas the Reasonable Explanation That ya Ass is So fat
Wit The Rollz on ur back lookz like Racks of Dough stacks /

Whas the Correct Lawgix Of this Battle Why u callin us out Son
i Lost a Couple Battles But Who knows about this one/

Kid u should Look into That Surgery For fat ppl Called Gastric Bipass
Leave your Soul High in the Sky Freezin wit ya Lungz Collapsed/

i mighta Got kick 3 times But ima keep Dustin Ma Self off
Hazardous Spit in My verse u Mite develop a Raw Cough/

LawGix Dude When u step You Be leaven The Ground Brusied
Whas the Logical Explanation u callin me huge u must be Confused Dude/

I Kinda feel Bad For This Script Cus you lookin Kinda Slow To me Kid
When u Read These Hazardous Spits They Mite Disolve ur Eyelidz/


Logic: A mode of reasoning
Think iM Trippin? Tie Ma Shoe...
Cant Stand me? Sit the fuck Down...
Cant Face me? Then Turn the Fuck around...

u Cant Break The Bitch That Thinkz Nothin Of u!
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Fat Frankinstien Bringz Logic? Parted Like Projectz
Cant Feel ya Heart Got Dem Hard Tits Toppliss/
He'll Look Like a Avalanche How He Roll Down
Talkin About Burga King U Deserve Tha Gold Crown/
i'll Put Money On ya Head When i Say Sold Poundz
Frankstein Was Brought Back How u Gona Go Now?/
im Da Mad Scientist Who'll "Plug U" Lighten Up
Its Like Lawgix Ate a Chick How his Bitch-in-Stuck/
Spill ya Stomick "Kitchen Gutz" Ya Fav Place 2 Go
Dere Ain Not "STOP" Like Highways Not Da Road/
Ya Fat Fused in ya Nose Flaten Tha Fat Like Vans << (Phat)
Farms Wasnt Workin But Get At Em This Ya Man/(Richard Simmonz)
Lef in a Zoo Behind Barz Dats Ya True Stance
U Kno u Stuck On Tha "White Stick" Like Glue Damn/
Conversations On Msn When U'll Fill Me Up ( With Shotz)
Logic? Signed On illest Only Time "Phil Be Up"/
Or i'll Send Him South History Like His Home Town
Livin in Misery Ain Talkin Bou Rivaz when i Say Ya Flow Down/
Like Your Avatar U Need Be Posted On "Slim-Fast"
Bars Harda Den Cells Slicin Up ya Cells watch u Spit Fat/

- Hes Fat Looks Like Frankinstein
-Names Phil
From Missouri (Misery)
- Has Slim As His Avatar
- Name Lawgix
- http://www.myspace.com/dyztorshun
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Post by Borat »

i really don't feel like going in depth with my vote... basically i give it to lawgix, his personalls hit harder, he had some nice nice wordplay, i mean shaz i could barely understand your shit... work on spell checking before you post... ladie hazard... you spitt an okay verse... but thats all i seen was "okay" you gotta come with more complex shit to take these... think outside the box... fat jokes don't always win the battle haha... if i need explain more hit me up... but for now my vote goes to Lawgix
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Post by drunken jesus »

i'm gonna give this one to the hazards, hazards verse wasn't that nice but it had a few good lines, and ladie hazards was pretty good, lawgix you had some good punchlines but nobody knows if they were true or not, you tended to focus on ladie hazard being fat and 95% of the sites never seen her so those aren't really "personals", they're just random jokes, you didn't attack hazard enough really, you need to step your rhyme schemes up too most of your rhymes were really basic, hazard forced a few multis but other than that they dominated the multi category
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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Post by Kurse »

My Vote: The Hazard Family

Why?

Well...as much as I enjoyed Lawgix verse and attempts at pickin the Haz-Fam apart, I just wasn't feelin the attacks I guess. They were personal...but not as personal as they could be, ya know!? Over all I give his shot a 7 outta 10...but even as much as I enjoy reading Lawgix writtens, it's being a little generous. He kinda even dissed himself in a way. Sayin that the only way Lady Haz would get on him is if he had sum KFC. That's like sayin you have to bribe her otherwise she wouldn't be fuckin wit you. That's a diss to urself fam...you should have bitchs beggin to get on ur dick...not having to bribe them. As for the Haz-Unit...I like Hazards shit...but unbelievably for sum reason I think Lady Haz came harder than her man did this round. He still did great like usual...but man...her opening line with the myspace/ my space shit was fuckin great. I was already laughin off the first bar. It was a great attempt and I think she succeeded with her delivery in damage. There weren't many punchlines on either side, but it was still a read-worthy battle. I give Haz an 7 outta 10 and Lady Haz and 8 outta 10. Y'all are definately a duo to be reakoned with. Good job to both of you and Lawgix as well.
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Post by LadieHazard »

nah i was meanin like uppin for votes ma bad
Think iM Trippin? Tie Ma Shoe...
Cant Stand me? Sit the fuck Down...
Cant Face me? Then Turn the Fuck around...

u Cant Break The Bitch That Thinkz Nothin Of u!
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Post by Haz »

1-2 ... By Da Way Good Battle Lawgix

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Post by Momeijah »

im Gnna Vote For Lawgix, Cuz For Me He Had The Best Disses And Punches. Lines That Made Me Laugh Etc Etc. it Was Just an Overall Better Read And Put His Opponents Down a Lot And Thats What Wins Battles.
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Post by LadieHazard »

2-2 uppin for vote
Think iM Trippin? Tie Ma Shoe...
Cant Stand me? Sit the fuck Down...
Cant Face me? Then Turn the Fuck around...

u Cant Break The Bitch That Thinkz Nothin Of u!
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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

For this bein Handicapped, i was anticapatin that the Hazards would come harder but they didnt. Lawgix had em runnin by the coat tail it seemed like. He took damn near every Cat in this battle along wit entertainment.

Vote Lawgix

3-2 Lawgix

UppiN
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Post by precise »

this is a tough call. no one really dropped impressive multies, lawgix bar for bar had the better punches, dawna had a couple decent jabs, and so did shaz. so for me it comes down to creativity and entertainment, and lawgic has my vote in that because it was easy to follow and very creative

vote: lawgix

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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

4-2 Lawgix & UppiN
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by Viral »

well to be totally honest....this battle seemed more between lady haz n lawgix...i dont kno wat it is that haz was droppin but it def wasnt enough for me to see it as much of an impact.....lady haz came hard as hell on this one tho...mad props to u for that...lawgix u did alot better than ive seen...dats for sure...between u 3....lawgix in my opinion jst came out with the better verse....haz's was ehhh...lady haz's was good..but it wasnt enough to sway me to there side....one thing that made this a lil harder was that KFC line lawgix dropped....it was more of a diss to urself..but i understand wat point u were trying to make wit it....but over all im going wit lawgix on this one....he stuck to the haz's the whole way thru...didnt get off topic....n had some pretty good punches.....better luck next time Hazzies.....


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