Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR ( Kuhlerblynd wins via KO )

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Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR ( Kuhlerblynd wins via KO )

Post by Kuhlerblynd » Fri May 11, 2012 1:48 pm

Two of Illest's vets, coming together for an epic battle. Let's make this one a Hall Of Fame CLASH OF THE TITANS!


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Let's get it. Consider this my check...


CASHED!


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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR

Post by MesaR » Fri May 11, 2012 2:53 pm

Check

-- Fri May 11, 2012 1:05 pm --

I offered out an open battle, but i still sighed when this loser came
Cause i knew he was a fuckwit just by the way he typed his user name
I get personal when rapping bars, you have a nose i would camouflage
He took my advice but looks like a faggot from the pose in his avatar
Your a nobody on the site, so hows this really a clashing of titans
How can you be a veteran and still get laughed at rapping in cyphers?
Taking a photo of him self drinking, wow is this your life and it plans?
I'm not talking a watch on the wrist but you got to much time on ya hands
This guy talks tough game, like how he spits frees and murders cops
but in his spare time he likes to wear pink tees and purple socks

Over
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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR

Post by Kuhlerblynd » Fri May 11, 2012 11:12 pm

( I voted in the CBK vz Devil battle )


---Ayo, for anyone that doesn't know... Mesar's former alias on Illest Lyrics was Sequence...
---Also, the provided link shows him getting murdered in a live rap battle against a man named Rowdy... mesar-rowdy-vt22798.html
---And last but not least, this man lives in Austrailia...

Let's get it...

Finally we get to meet-our-dream, you against me, I get to make you scream-and-plead
That it's pronounced wrong but what I see-I-read, while all of us try to figure out what Mesar-means!!!

Definition? His heart's-weak! You're not ready to see-sharks-beef! So I thought I'd bring my travels~straight~to~you!
In his youth he'd saddle~kangaroos~too and tried to get Rowdy, but as an adult he brought his battle~game~to~you!!!

Your lies unravel,~face~the~truth! You don't want to test-the-greatness, invest-in-plates,-bitch!
For the bones after I wreck-your-face-in, making sure the only time Sequence is seen is on vests-in-Vegas!!!

This is check-and-mate,-kid! It's "the order of events" "Sequence", I bring more headaches than a Grey~Goose~day~dream
That makes~you~hate~me for pointing out the whining bitch you are, begging for people to "LIKE MY FACEBOOK~PAGE,~PLEASE"!!!
hey-guys-vt25838.html

I fucking stay~street, make punches at your eye land and drown you in the surrounding body-of-water
Almost passed judgement, this artist-gets-slaughtered, if you repped your country, the people would say it's hardly-an-honor!!!

(In the United States, a court judge is also known as His Honor... Just in case some of you didn't know)


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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR (Ready 4 Votes)

Post by MesaR » Sun May 13, 2012 12:43 pm

Not a single vote yet?
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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR (Ready 4 Votes)

Post by THE DEVIL » Tue May 15, 2012 7:23 pm

Mesar's Verse...

I offered out an open battle, but i still sighed when this loser came
Cause i knew he was a fuckwit just by the way he typed his user name
( Overall, nice flow. But, content-wise, the first line is almost non- existent. The second line is a sort of weak attempt at a personal)

I get personal when rapping bars, you have a nose i would camouflage
He took my advice but looks like a faggot from the pose in his avatar
(Consistent with the flow from the first bar, good. The first line is funny, good. The second line is semi-personal/semi-filler/modest punch)

Your a nobody on the site, so hows this really a clashing of titans
How can you be a veteran and still get laughed at rapping in cyphers?
(Nice first line. Okay personal second line.)

Taking a photo of him self drinking, wow is this your life and it plans?
I'm not talking a watch on the wrist but you got to much time on ya hands
( First line= filler. Second line is the best line in the entire verse IMO)

This guy talks tough game, like how he spits frees and murders cops
but in his spare time he likes to wear pink tees and purple socks
( The first line sets up the punch in the second line. Made me laugh, Good)

KB's Verse...

Finally we get to meet-our-dream, you against me, I get to make you scream-and-plead
That it's pronounced wrong but what I see-I-read, while all of us try to figure out what Mesar-means!!!

( Okay flow. Good multis. First line is filler. The second line is weak IMO but I admit I was also wondering what his name means lol Both of you brought up each other's names in your first bars)

Definition? His heart's-weak! You're not ready to see-sharks-beef! So I thought I'd bring my travels~straight~to~you!

In his youth he'd saddle~kangaroos~too and tried to get Rowdy, but as an adult he brought his battle~game~to~you!!!

(Decent flow. Good multis. First line = filler to set up second line. Second line is clever play and personal, Good)

Your lies unravel,~face~the~truth! You don't want to test-the-greatness, invest-in-plates,-bitch!
For the bones after I wreck-your-face-in, making sure the only time Sequence is seen is on vests-in-Vegas!!!
(First line is filler. Second line has a name flip but is weak IMO)

This is check-and-mate,-kid! It's "the order of events" "Sequence", I bring more headaches than a Grey~Goose~day~dream
That makes~you~hate~me for pointing out the whining bitch you are, begging for people to "LIKE MY FACEBOOK~PAGE,~PLEASE"!!!
hey-guys-vt25838.html

( The first line could of been developed better. I could kind fo see where it can go though. The second line is a good personal. You are reaching on the rhyme scheme)

I fucking stay~street, make punches at your eye land and drown you in the surrounding body-of-water
Almost passed judgement, this artist-gets-slaughtered, if you repped your country, the people would say it's hardly-an-honor!!!

( This is the best bar in your whole verse, and the best bar in the enitre battle IMO. I am impressed here by the use of flow, multis, and creativity of wordplay to deliver a decent punch)

Multis: KB
(more in both quantity and creative usage of multis in KB's part)
Flow: Mes
(Mes kept it clean and was able to flow better with simple format)
Punches: KB
(Both had punches but KB had more punches that hit harder/personal)
Creativity: KB
(I love the too much time on ya hands line by Mes. But, KB took it with the connect to ya eye-land surrounding body of water line. Dope shit)
Personal:KB
( KB did extensive homework. More than the basic shit Mesar was throwin out there)

MVGT: KB

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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR ( 1-0 )

Post by M33Kish » Mon May 21, 2012 5:01 pm

OOOOOOOHOOOO HEATER!!!!

MesaR
"I offered out an open battle, but i still sighed when this loser came
Cause i knew he was a fuckwit just by the way he typed his user name"
ok homie I SEE YOU
"Your a nobody on the site, so hows this really a clashing of titans
How can you be a veteran and still get laughed at rapping in cyphers?"
this was pretty funny, i lol'd
"This guy talks tough game, like how he spits frees and murders cops
but in his spare time he likes to wear pink tees and purple socks "
i dunno about this for an ender buuuut you know...

Kuhlerblynd
"Finally we get to meet-our-dream, you against me, I get to make you scream-and-plead
That it's pronounced wrong but what I see-I-read, while all of us try to figure out what Mesar-means!!! "
haha i was pretty much thinking the same thing
"Definition? His heart's-weak! You're not ready to see-sharks-beef! So I thought I'd bring my travels~straight~to~you!
In his youth he'd saddle~kangaroos~too and tried to get Rowdy, but as an adult he brought his battle~game~to~you!!! "
the kangaroo line was pretty witty
"I fucking stay~street, make punches at your eye land and drown you in the surrounding body-of-water
Almost passed judgement, this artist-gets-slaughtered, if you repped your country, the people would say it's hardly-an-honor!!!"
a better closer than mesar in my opinion

MY RULING= Khuler
that foo did do a lil more research, and i peeped some of mesars stuff it just didnt seem like you tried that hard homie. Props to you both though
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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR ( 2-0 )

Post by Quix » Thu May 24, 2012 2:35 am

Flow: Mes
Multies: Kuhler - he had more per bar, and they weren't half bad
Punches: Slight edge to Kuhler, both came nice
PErsonals: Kuhler, easy. Mes should have incorporated more personals into his verse, it costed him imo
Creativity/Co,mplexity: Tie
Enjoyment: Tie, like i said both came dope.


Overall: Kuhler.

I know i'm a part of Kuhlers cres, but i got mad respect for both these cats ... soo Thats my vote, i havn't been around in forever so its like i've even talked to Kuhler in months. This is the only battle i really enjoyed reading since i came back Btw.
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Re: Kuhlerblynd vz MesaR ( 2-0 )

Post by Enlightend » Fri May 25, 2012 12:24 pm

Kuhlerblynd Wins... 3-0 KO closed and updated
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