Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd (KuhlerBlynd wins KO)

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Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd (KuhlerBlynd wins KO)

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House rules.. 5 bars .. whenever you check.
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check..

-- Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:39 pm --

Ya flows are poor.. i’ll make the first move as I show ya flaws
I’d tell ya to get some game… but shit.. you’d still go to overboard
This vets nothing.. you try to go complex but to that depth fucks it
Kuhlerblynd? just cock eyed!!.. cus ya always eye level at mens crutches
Those long lines lacking in oomph!!.. shit’ll sound better tuned up
But KB’s so dumb.. he’d put a carbon fibre bumper on a vespa scooter!!
You aint real in the head... no wow factor cus I wont feel what you've said
Shit.. only time KB should be getting props is if he steals from a set
You talk a lot.. but ya got nothing to hold onto as I call the shots
I’d leave this shit a cliff hanger… but damn… your already falling off!
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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

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Aight...


'Slow down' kid, you NEED TO QUIT IT, Felon? Shit, ya'll BELIEVE THIS BITCH IS?!?
Show ya how to 'wreck-less' against the best-vets, watch 'Felon' get a fucking SPEEDING TICKET!!!

Do ya'll even SEE THIS BIGOT?! Beef? I'ma SELL ALL YA STAKE, show your fucking MELON ITS FATE
Two in the back of ya dome, SHELLS ON YA PLATE, show these dudes what you FELL ON/FELON... YA FACE!!!

Beat me? Come the HELL ON, I'M GREAT! Punches HIT YA FEATURES til ya SLIP IN SEIZURES
Soaked in PISS THEN LEAVE YA, Felon?!? Then why the fuck am I exposing ya MISS DEMEANOR?!?!?

Buried! Have to GET THE PREACHER! Ya STYLE BEEN WARPED, he's no hitman, who'd HIRE THIS WHORE?!
Leave 'em RETIRED WITH FORCE! As I expose his parents divorce the only time he's had a FILE IN COURT!!!

Why dont you SMILE THEN, SPORT?! My spits set FIRE TO HIM, punches bound to WIRE HIS GRIN!
Because they DESIRE HIS CHIN! As an infant this bitch might have spent TIME IN THE PEN!!!!
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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

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Punches: Kuhler
Flow: Kuhler
Multies:Kuhler
Personals: Kuhler
Enjoyment: Kuhler

This is clearly the case of a battler vs. somebody learning out to battle. Kuhler didn't need to write a hall of fame verse because he stuck to the format of battling and while Felon did what a lot of cats do sometimes, which is not go hard in in the verse. You have to go hard, you can't just write like its a poem.

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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

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Cat sweep to Kuhler...

why you ask... well because he came at his opponent and hit him with mostly creative and intelligent name play/flips punches and felon came with mostly generic bars that came a crossed as simple and some played... also most of your bars didn't even rhyme, i have had to scrap good punches because i couldn't fit them into a rhyme scheme... so keep that in mind next time

but yeah so Kuhler gets my vote
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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

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uhmm rather easy deciosion here.

Punches: Knurl
Flow: Knurl
Creativity: Knurl
Nameplay: Knurl

Overall: Knurl


This was obviouslly a cat sweep for knurls
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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

Post by CBK »

just a quick vote to kuhlerblynd here he came with more name flips personals an some really dope lines in there

the "fell on your face" line and miss demeanours were both sick.

cat sweep to kuhler.

#felon this wasnt a bad verse but you need to come heavier with the punches, that prob would have sufficed against me,, or blake but kuhlers on another level. well structured as always tho bruh keep it up.
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Re: Felon Vs Kuhlerblynd

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Murk wins KO
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