M-Vario vs Kau the lion (Kau wins TKO)

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M-Vario vs Kau the lion (Kau wins TKO)

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7 bars
by wednesday
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it dont gotta be summer for me to come up north with da birds~Murda for bricks
or Murda by numbers WHEN i Point the 1-2 gauges tre' or fo-five at ya six
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you beat Quix but bitch im the truth, perfected in the booth while you were jettisoned in youth
cuz K with a W rolling of the tooth is evidence your repetitive sounding just like Q (for dummies KW = Q sound)

kill ya whole family when i torch da 4's blow itll rip the skin from ya torso resembling the story narnia foretold
find bodies in the attic, kitchen, unda the den flo boards,so decomposed you won't know witch lion in the wardrobe.

he's not brave watch'em, asswhoopin now he's begging me to stop it, gets rawled up started acting out of pocket
so i took his cardio, ripped it out the socket, put it in a box in lock-it, to prove he aint got the heart to battle me for the content

dont say shit i asked question but dont want an answer, you eating me? only if you evolved to cancer
im the main event...u a back up dancer, i can tell you aint sure you can beat me...you dont even look confident at the camera


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u should be praying like a mantis'is ill can this snitch beatem till he vanishes, Illest how can you stand this bitch
when he spit rhymes bland as shit and his face looks like a dick, hairy balls with a landing strip

thinking u were battling an apparent rookie, in my favor you didnt know how unfair this could be
'specially afters someone sheered this pussy, now if you stare you can compare him to a nearly hairless wookie

he aint well matter fact he just fail, from the heights he just fell now we can see you fallo
how he's paled compared to me's unreal its easy to see me break K down without training from sleeper cell

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Major Variola is smallpox* but the name’s a mix. It’s only half true; he’s small but he ain’t too sick.
He’s constantly dropping the lamest shit. Probably on some gay tip if he’s saying he came to spit.

He was gone for three months, so what, cause No one notices this flaming fag in the game of rap.
He’s lame at that and he’ll stay that wack. He wouldn’t be a parent if his name was Major Dad.

He’s a pansy faggot, candy rapper, basically. That means this battle’s a piece of cake to me.
A character’s getting played it’s plain to see, so I’ll leave M-ario broken when I take away the V!

But on some real talk...**
A five and five ratio’s not too impressive, even less so when you closely inspect the record.
Bested by every vet he’s ever tested, Fuck! Even Creative twice wrecked him without effort!

And the “wins” he has? Even more of a travesty. Two no shows so he avoided two tragedies.
JJ gave him a freebie and Killah lost with no votes? What the fuck? He’s got one win actually!!

And now he wants to battle me? Do his mother proud when I’m liable to kill this fucking clown?
Throw the Department of Motor Vehicles? Nah, but I’ll Chuck D M-V and “Shut ‘Em Down”

What a thought, this guy trying to best James. Who thinks he had even the smallest chance?
He’s not what I’d call advanced. So I’ll stomp this army of one. That’s Vario and all his fans.


*Variola Major is smallpox, his name "mixed up"
**You can check his record to verify those bars if you want.
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it dont gotta be summer for me to come up north with da birds~Murda for bricks
or Murda by numbers WHEN i Point the 1-2 gauges tre' or fo-five at ya six
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i'll vote on this in a bit

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you beat Quix but bitch im the truth, perfected in the booth while you were jettisoned in youth
cuz K with a W rolling of the tooth is evidence your repetitive sounding just like Q (for dummies KW = Q sound)

not felling open and i get the kw but sorry no sting

kill ya whole family when i torch da 4's blow itll rip the skin from ya torso resembling the story narnia foretold
find bodies in the attic, kitchen, unda the den flo boards,so decomposed you won't know witch lion in the wardrobe.

this couldve been a dope line i want you to rewrite it i think you tried to hard for rhymes forcing a punch that wouldve carried itself if worded dif

he's not brave watch'em, asswhoopin now he's begging me to stop it, gets rawled up started acting out of pocket
so i took his cardio, ripped it out the socket, put it in a box in lock-it, to prove he aint got the heart to battle me for the content

yeah um no, now dont get me wrong the flow A1 but focus on punches in text it needs to pop off the page

dont say shit i asked question but dont want an answer, you eating me? only if you evolved to cancer
im the main event...u a back up dancer, i can tell you aint sure you can beat me...you dont even look confident at the camera

now this i liked both in the setup and the punch and i personally do not like expos but a pic of your opponent is sometimes key as it was in this case and all without losing your flow


u should be praying like a mantis'is ill can this snitch beatem till he vanishes, Illest how can you stand this bitch
when he spit rhymes bland as shit and his face looks like a dick, hairy balls with a landing strip

YO!!! shit son

thinking u were battling an apparent rookie, in my favor you didnt know how unfair this could be
'specially afters someone sheered this pussy, now if you stare you can compare him to a nearly hairless wookie

ok but compared to previous two bars its meh would serve better as th bar

he aint well matter fact he just fail, from the heights he just fell now we can see you fallo
how he's paled compared to me's unreal its easy to see me break K down without training from sleeper cell

*sigh*

K


Major Variola is smallpox* but the name’s a mix. It’s only half true; he’s small but he ain’t too sick.
He’s constantly dropping the lamest shit. Probably on some gay tip if he’s saying he came to spit.

meh c'mon Kau

He was gone for three months, so what, cause No one notices this flaming fag in the game of rap.
He’s lame at that and he’ll stay that wack. He wouldn’t be a parent if his name was Major Dad.

kinda universal

He’s a pansy faggot, candy rapper, basically. That means this battle’s a piece of cake to me.
A character’s getting played it’s plain to see, so I’ll leave M-ario broken when I take away the V!

geat flow weak punch not very clever

But on some real talk...**
A five and five ratio’s not too impressive, even less so when you closely inspect the record.
Bested by every vet he’s ever tested, Fuck! Even Creative twice wrecked him without effort!

maybe so but not effective 'cept as personal is creative garbage


And the “wins” he has? Even more of a travesty. Two no shows so he avoided two tragedies.
JJ gave him a freebie and Killah lost with no votes? What the fuck? He’s got one win actually!!

meh its a personal but still weak

And now he wants to battle me? Do his mother proud when I’m liable to kill this fucking clown?
Throw the Department of Motor Vehicles? Nah, but I’ll Chuck D M-V and “Shut ‘Em Down”

didnt like the setup did like the punch and wordplay

What a thought, this guy trying to best James. Who thinks he had even the smallest chance?
He’s not what I’d call advanced. So I’ll stomp this army of one. That’s Vario and all his fans.

really, is this ^^ your closer? YOU aren't James WTF

flow M
personals K
multis M
nameplay/wordplay K
punches M
Kaus best were bars 2 and 6 Varios are 4 and 5

MVGT MVario
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you beat Quix but bitch im the truth, perfected in the booth while you were jettisoned in youth
cuz K with a W rolling of the tooth is evidence your repetitive sounding just like Q (for dummies KW = Q sound)

mhe, wasn't very effective 2/5

kill ya whole family when i torch da 4's blow itll rip the skin from ya torso resembling the story narnia foretold
find bodies in the attic, kitchen, unda the den flo boards,so decomposed you won't know witch lion in the wardrobe.

bit better, still wasn't hitting hard tho 3/5

he's not brave watch'em, asswhoopin now he's begging me to stop it, gets rawled up started acting out of pocket
so i took his cardio, ripped it out the socket, put it in a box in lock-it, to prove he aint got the heart to battle me for the content

not good main, 1.5

dont say shit i asked question but dont want an answer, you eating me? only if you evolved to cancer
im the main event...u a back up dancer, i can tell you aint sure you can beat me...you dont even look confident at the camera

LOL, finally 4/5

u should be praying like a mantis'is ill can this snitch beatem till he vanishes, Illest how can you stand this bitch
when he spit rhymes bland as shit and his face looks like a dick, hairy balls with a landing strip

LMFAO, i think he's got it 4.5/5

thinking u were battling an apparent rookie, in my favor you didnt know how unfair this could be
'specially afters someone sheered this pussy, now if you stare you can compare him to a nearly hairless wookie

average, 2.5

he aint well matter fact he just fail, from the heights he just fell now we can see you fallo
how he's paled compared to me's unreal its easy to see me break K down without training from sleeper cell

Closer was a bit weak 2.5^



Kau

Major Variola is smallpox* but the name’s a mix. It’s only half true; he’s small but he ain’t too sick.
He’s constantly dropping the lamest shit. Probably on some gay tip if he’s saying he came to spit.

lol, meh average opener...2.5

He was gone for three months, so what, cause No one notices this flaming fag in the game of rap.
He’s lame at that and he’ll stay that wack. He wouldn’t be a parent if his name was Major Dad.

LLmfao, nice 4/5

He’s a pansy faggot, candy rapper, basically. That means this battle’s a piece of cake to me.
A character’s getting played it’s plain to see, so I’ll leave M-ario broken when I take away the V!

Niice, 4/5

But on some real talk...**
A five and five ratio’s not too impressive, even less so when you closely inspect the record.
Bested by every vet he’s ever tested, Fuck! Even Creative twice wrecked him without effort!

meh, decent 2/5

And the “wins” he has? Even more of a travesty. Two no shows so he avoided two tragedies.
JJ gave him a freebie and Killah lost with no votes? What the fuck? He’s got one win actually!!

Kau did some whomework .. 4/5

And now he wants to battle me? Do his mother proud when I’m liable to kill this fucking clown?
Throw the Department of Motor Vehicles? Nah, but I’ll Chuck D M-V and “Shut ‘Em Down”

3/5

What a thought, this guy trying to best James. Who thinks he had even the smallest chance?
He’s not what I’d call advanced. So I’ll stomp this army of one. That’s Vario and all his fans

meh, could've came better with the closer. 2.5/5



Kau: 24
Super Vario: 20


Kau, had much nicer and more effective personals and punches. seen Waaay better from you vario, you must be rusty!



mvgt: Kau


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you beat Quix but bitch im the truth, perfected in the booth while you were jettisoned in youth
cuz K with a W rolling of the tooth is evidence your repetitive sounding just like Q (for dummies KW = Q sound)

3/5

kill ya whole family when i torch da 4's blow itll rip the skin from ya torso resembling the story narnia foretold
find bodies in the attic, kitchen, unda the den flo boards,so decomposed you won't know witch lion in the wardrobe.

like the idea an all just felt forced 2/5

he's not brave watch'em, asswhoopin now he's begging me to stop it, gets rawled up started acting out of pocket
so i took his cardio, ripped it out the socket, put it in a box in lock-it, to prove he aint got the heart to battle me for the content

this line didnt do it for me 1/5

dont say shit i asked question but dont want an answer, you eating me? only if you evolved to cancer
im the main event...u a back up dancer, i can tell you aint sure you can beat me...you dont even look confident at the camera

still not a hard punch 2.5/5

u should be praying like a mantis'is ill can this snitch beatem till he vanishes, Illest how can you stand this bitch
when he spit rhymes bland as shit and his face looks like a dick, hairy balls with a landing strip

lol nice 1 4/5

thinking u were battling an apparent rookie, in my favor you didnt know how unfair this could be
'specially afters someone sheered this pussy, now if you stare you can compare him to a nearly hairless wookie

decen 3/5

he aint well matter fact he just fail, from the heights he just fell now we can see you fallo
how he's paled compared to me's unreal its easy to see me break K down without training from sleeper cell

this jus didnt do it for me 1/5

18.5

Major Variola is smallpox* but the name’s a mix. It’s only half true; he’s small but he ain’t too sick.
He’s constantly dropping the lamest shit. Probably on some gay tip if he’s saying he came to spit.

lol nice opener 4/5

He was gone for three months, so what, cause No one notices this flaming fag in the game of rap.
He’s lame at that and he’ll stay that wack. He wouldn’t be a parent if his name was Major Dad.

wasnt feeling this 1/5

He’s a pansy faggot, candy rapper, basically. That means this battle’s a piece of cake to me.
A character’s getting played it’s plain to see, so I’ll leave M-ario broken when I take away the V!

smack 4/5

But on some real talk...**
A five and five ratio’s not too impressive, even less so when you closely inspect the record.
Bested by every vet he’s ever tested, Fuck! Even Creative twice wrecked him without effort!

nice this is personal 3.5/5

And the “wins” he has? Even more of a travesty. Two no shows so he avoided two tragedies.
JJ gave him a freebie and Killah lost with no votes? What the fuck? He’s got one win actually!!

smack 3.5/5

And now he wants to battle me? Do his mother proud when I’m liable to kill this fucking clown?
Throw the Department of Motor Vehicles? Nah, but I’ll Chuck D M-V and “Shut ‘Em Down”

decent 2.5/5

What a thought, this guy trying to best James. Who thinks he had even the smallest chance?
He’s not what I’d call advanced. So I’ll stomp this army of one. That’s Vario and all his fans.

wasnt feeling this 1/5

kau 19.5 mvgt kau he edged it
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Punches 1
Personals/Name flip 1
Flow 1
Wordplay 1
Multi's 1
total=5



M-Vario
you beat Quix but bitch im the truth, perfected in the booth while you were jettisoned in youth
cuz K with a W rolling of the tooth is evidence your repetitive sounding just like Q (for dummies KW = Q sound)
^^^ Punch /.5, Personal /1, multi /1, flow /.5, total 3/5
kill ya whole family when i torch da 4's blow itll rip the skin from ya torso resembling the story narnia foretold
find bodies in the attic, kitchen, unda the den flo boards,so decomposed you won't know witch lion in the wardrobe.
^^^ Punch /.5, Multies /1, Personal /1 total 2.5/5
he's not brave watch'em, asswhoopin now he's begging me to stop it, gets rawled up started acting out of pocket
so i took his cardio, ripped it out the socket, put it in a box in lock-it, to prove he aint got the heart to battle me for the content
^^^ Punch /1, multies /1, flow /1, total 3/5
dont say shit i asked question but dont want an answer, you eating me? only if you evolved to cancer
im the main event...u a back up dancer, i can tell you aint sure you can beat me...you dont even look confident at the camera
^^^ Multies /.5, total .5/5
u should be praying like a mantis'is ill can this snitch beatem till he vanishes, Illest how can you stand this bitch
when he spit rhymes bland as shit and his face looks like a dick, hairy balls with a landing strip
^^^ Punch /1, personal /1, Multi /1,wordplay /.5, flow /.5, total 4/5
thinking u were battling an apparent rookie, in my favor you didnt know how unfair this could be
'specially afters someone sheered this pussy, now if you stare you can compare him to a nearly hairless wookie
^^^ punch /.5, multies /1, personal 1, total 2.5/5
he aint well matter fact he just fail, from the heights he just fell now we can see you fallo
how he's paled compared to me's unreal its easy to see me break K down without training from sleeper cell
^^^ Multi /.5, wordplay /.5, flow /.5, total 1.5/5

Over all total 17

*steps out for a smoke break*



Kau the Lion
Major Variola is smallpox* but the name’s a mix. It’s only half true; he’s small but he ain’t too sick.
He’s constantly dropping the lamest shit. Probably on some gay tip if he’s saying he came to spit.
^^^ Punch /1, flow /1, personal /1, wordplay /.5, multi /1, total 4.5
He was gone for three months, so what, cause No one notices this flaming fag in the game of rap.
He’s lame at that and he’ll stay that wack. He wouldn’t be a parent if his name was Major Dad.
^^^ flow /1, multi /1, punch /1, wordplay /1, personal /1, total 5/5
He’s a pansy faggot, candy rapper, basically. That means this battle’s a piece of cake to me.
A character’s getting played it’s plain to see, so I’ll leave M-ario broken when I take away the V!
^^^ punch /1, wordplay /1, flow /1, personal /1, multi /1, total 5/5
A five and five ratio’s not too impressive, even less so when you closely inspect the record.
Bested by every vet he’s ever tested, Fuck! Even Creative twice wrecked him without effort!
^^^ Punch /.5, flow /1, multi /.5, personal /1, total 3/5
And the “wins” he has? Even more of a travesty. Two no shows so he avoided two tragedies.
JJ gave him a freebie and Killah lost with no votes? What the fuck? He’s got one win actually!!
^^^ personal /1, flow /.5, total 1.5/5
And now he wants to battle me? Do his mother proud when I’m liable to kill this fucking clown?
Throw the Department of Motor Vehicles? Nah, but I’ll Chuck D M-V and “Shut ‘Em Down”
^^^ wordplay /.5, personal /.5, punch /1, flow /.5, total 2.5/5
What a thought, this guy trying to best James. Who thinks he had even the smallest chance?
He’s not what I’d call advanced. So I’ll stomp this army of one. That’s Vario and all his fans.
^^^ Flow /1, personal /1, total 2/5

Over all total 22.5


MVGT Kau the Lion, better consistency in flow, personals, and punches. M Vario, your multies were off the chain.
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Punches - Kau
Personals - Kau
Flow - Kau

I gotta say the personals from M.V. just didn't hit as hard, like the wookie one was kinda lame. Kau had the flow down pat(starting to notice a pattern), M.V.'s got choppy in 2 bars. Kau's closing bar was meh, but overall his punches were more creative...

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Kau wins TKO.


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