Murk McNasty vz. Catch22 (Murk Wins 5-2)

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Murk McNasty vz. Catch22 (Murk Wins 5-2)

Post by Kuhlerblynd »

House rules, explained votes, normal voting process... 6 bars, due Monday by midnight... I wont bitch if you take an extra day or two to show up...

Let's get it... Dont forget to vote and post the link.

-- Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:13 am --

Chiggity check

Link to vote for this battle (though I could probably add like five more links, but I dont feel like diggin them out)

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/leero ... 18681.html

-- Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:24 am --

Aight man, I had some free time today, so I figured I would go ahead and post this shit up. Lol.

Who's even heard-of-tha-bastard? Ya lines cause us to get absurd-with-the-laughter
Calling out Anti? Dude, killing problems wit ya bitch only way you'll murder A. Matter/

Dont test-fate, leave you where the rest-lay as Murk piles up the death-rate
Believe Ill make you Catch 22's when I rip the rims off my car and put 'em thru ya chestplate/

My text skills-wit-boxin' like I lived-in-Compton, you only sick-when-coughin
You dare to even compare my flame to this flare, not even MENTIONED in Illest's Top Ten?!?!?/

Honestly... you're not disarmin'-me, you could bring an army with an armory
Im ill check the crew, only time you'll ever see Catch wit a sick script is leaving the pharmacy/

Battlin me is like stepping in shit,-hell... More than ya ribs-swell when you get impaled
We know you're a fag, even the camera shot in your avy doesn't make that pic-sell!!!!!/(pixel)

My weapons-are-truth, you need a vest-bullet-proof, cuz this vet's-gonna-shoot
Hit you with sixty~rounds from a fifty~cal, this kid thinks hes gonna catch 22's ??!!!/

Hahaha, hope you come right bro. One.


*** Oh, and since the thread was deleted, the Anti line is a personal. Catch made a thread for them to battle, without formally calling him out, and Anti said they would have to wait to do it, so that thread was deleted.

-- Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:39 am --

--- and another thing, this is the link for the reference of Illest's Top Ten. The thread was created by me, and was about who everyone thinks is Illest's top ten battlers text-wise... Catch never even is thought of, as you can tell when you read it.

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/illes ... 64-45.html
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Re: Murk McNasty vz. Catch22

Post by Munteskue_lol »

check..

-- Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:25 am --

Ight, I see they give the biggest losers positions to be moderators
cause you couldn't "tell a hard beat dropped" if you were Christopher Reeves' commentator

So get used to being alone, life with fun and your friends is finished
Murk McNasty wrote: how much time a day do you spend on Illest?: Between 90-120 minutes

But it's cool, battlin yous nothing- i'll make your wits a disgrace
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i know you "kuhlerblynd" but dude is that some SHIT on your face?


When I heard about "collectively ill," i was peepin out for a sick collab
but yezzir dont even feel your scripts, that's how i know your shit is whack
Murk McNasty wrote:Been thru hell and back, these feet looking like charcoal should tell you that
Pushin all the envelopes for my stamp of approval just so I can mail it back //
Yezzir wrote: ^^ Wasn't really feeling this bar any.
Stick with text, Murk, you'll never have a chance as an artist
Your rhymes are "catchy" cause when people throw em, they always land in the garbage

So get ready, pretend dead- with the "lead" I'll bring dead ends,
cause when taking "shots in battles" 22 comes ahead of the M.M. (.22mm pistol/ Catch22 over Murk McNasty/MM)

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Who's even heard-of-tha-bastard? Ya lines cause us to get absurd-with-the-laughter
Calling out Anti? Dude, killing problems wit ya bitch only way you'll murder A. Matter/
2/5 not feelin the wordplay, but multis are there
Dont test-fate, leave you where the rest-lay as Murk piles up the death-rate
Believe Ill make you Catch 22's when I rip the rims off my car and put 'em thru ya chestplate/
5/5 solid ass bar here, was definitely feelin it. nice wordplay
My text skills-wit-boxin' like I lived-in-Compton, you only sick-when-coughin
You dare to even compare my flame to this flare, not even MENTIONED in Illest's Top Ten?!?!?/
4/5 damn. burn wit the personal
Honestly... you're not disarmin'-me, you could bring an army with an armory
Im ill check the crew, only time you'll ever see Catch wit a sick script is leaving the pharmacy/
3/5 coo wordplay
Battlin me is like stepping in shit,-hell... More than ya ribs-swell when you get impaled
We know you're a fag, even the camera shot in your avy doesn't make that pic-sell!!!!!/(pixel)
1/5 not feelin it at all
My weapons-are-truth, you need a vest-bullet-proof, cuz this vet's-gonna-shoot
Hit you with sixty~rounds from a fifty~cal, this kid thinks hes gonna catch 22's ??!!!/
4/5 solid bar

Murk: 19/30



Catch22


Ight, I see they give the biggest losers positions to be moderators
cause you couldn't "tell a hard beat dropped" if you were Christopher Reeves' commentator
3/5 decent opener, didnt really connect w/ the punch but nice multis and wordplay

So get used to being alone, life with fun and your friends is finished
Murk McNasty wrote:
how much time a day do you spend on Illest?: Between 90-120 minutes
5/5 damn, this line hit!!! nice use of his quote fam

But it's cool, battlin yous nothing- i'll make your wits a disgrace
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i know you "kuhlerblynd" but dude is that some SHIT on your face?
4/5 lol, damn...nasty personal and decent wordplay
When I heard about "collectively ill," i was peepin out for a sick collab
but yezzir dont even feel your scripts, that's how i know your shit is whack

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Murk McNasty wrote:
Been thru hell and back, these feet looking like charcoal should tell you that
Pushin all the envelopes for my stamp of approval just so I can mail it back //

Yezzir wrote:
^^ Wasn't really feeling this bar any.
2/5 it was ok...
Stick with text, Murk, you'll never have a chance as an artist
Your rhymes are "catchy" cause when people throw em, they always land in the garbage
2/5 i guess man.. it was coo, i see what you're gettin at
So get ready, pretend dead- with the "lead" I'll bring dead ends,
cause when taking "shots in battles" 22 comes ahead of the M.M. (.22mm pistol/ Catch22 over Murk McNasty/MM)
5/5 damn!! ended with a banger

Catch22: 21/30


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Post by ER215 »

I don't know if can vote like this.. Just not tryna quote all the bars..

Flow: Pretty even here nothing seems overall better

Personals: Catch came a lil harder in my eyes

Punches: tied into the personals here Catch had the upper hand. The 90-120 minutes quote was a killer and then the .22mm line closed it nicely... Good shit there...

Creative: again Catch22 wit the well use of quotes and myspace page plus a picture... Damn he was lookin to win and win big

My Vote: Catch22

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Post by TheNobleOne »

man fuck that

murk took this one, his bars were just structured a lot nicer. his wordplay hit harder and those 22 punches he had were nice. catch's punches were almost there but fell short.

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Post by FlipSide »

Flow Was Even Pretty Much
Punches
Hit Harder By Murk
some of catches punches were on the brink of being good but came across as nonsense...for example
Your rhymes are "catchy" cause when people throw em, they always land in the garbage
Its Not Catchy If Its Landing In The Garbage... U Get It?! Well I Dunno It Had The Potential Tho.
Ight, I see they give the biggest losers positions to be moderators
cause you couldn't "tell a hard beat dropped" if you were Christopher Reeves' commentator
This one had the potential to be great.. but the structure fucked u-p the flow a lil.. maybe a multie to tie it in? i dunno bro

PersonalsHmmmmm
You dare to even compare my flame to this flare, not even MENTIONED in Illest's Top Ten?!?!?/
Good
We know you're a fag, even the camera shot in your avy doesn't make that pic-sell!!!!!/
Alright
When I heard about "collectively ill," i was peepin out for a sick collab
but yezzir dont even feel your scripts, that's how i know your shit is whack
Good
Murk

Ok I Vote For Murk
This was an aiight battle.. Kinda one sided for me. Catch.. I Think u had too many quotes and pics in ur verse... make ur shit look sloppy dude. I think u could have brought more heat cuz i seen some of ur battles. Again Murk was consistent and made a lil better use of the bars he was given.... Good One Fellas..
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Post by Omega Bill »

"4/5 lol, damn...nasty personal and decent wordplay"

Are you fucking retarded? I mean, seriously...kuhlerblynd and shit on your face is good Wordplay? And warrants a 4 out of 5? You're a crackhead if you think so.

I completely agree with Noble.

Murk had the overall better wordplay/punches/personals/multies and everything else. Catch had 2 nice bars and the rest were either structured poorly and didn't hit or just weren't that good.

"Stick with text, Murk, you'll never have a chance as an artist
Your rhymes are "catchy" cause when people throw em, they always land in the garbage"

Shit like that. It doesn't make sense. At all. If something is catchy...it would mean that it would be caught..how does it land in the garbage. If I'm missing something, please point it out.

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Post by ~Symbolikull~ »

jus to say i think u both fucked up some bars and made me say "wtf does that mean"

flow- tie
punches- murk
personals- murk

vote: murk

weak battle imo
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page

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Post by ER215 »

That "catchy" line wasn't the best line but I took it as the trash can caught it... Pretty simple to me.. I think everyones diggin too deep into that one line... But I don't care really... Just wanted to say something about that cuz everyone is picking at that bar...

Back to the voting.... Sry

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Re: Murk McNasty vz. Catch22

Post by Predator X »

Murk took this imo his shit had better swag all round Catch came more direct but his punches were pretty weak and basic. I ain't know what cats ya want me to vote in so I'ma just copy Symbolikull's.

flow- tie
punches- murk
personals- tie

Murk just edged this his execution was a lot more smooth. Peace.

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