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IntrinsicCadence wrote:Don't know if it's necessary, but consider this my check in...

-- Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:57 pm --

I climb into my- Delorian and settle in-, ready to ride,
when suddenly a butterfly flaps its wings in front of my eye.

The effect causes me to swipe- my hand to strike- it down from its flight,
but I- hit a button, then all of a sudden- I'm at a new place in time.

I look around, only to see towerin' over me- this big fucker lookin' down,
with a grimace like “yum--- there's my dinner, I'mma chow down now.”

“Umm... wow...” seeps out of my mouth in a whimpering sound,
but my reflexes see a way out, and my foot finds the pedal and pounds.

This T-Rex ain't make believe, he's chasing me ably, and I'm unable to be free,
so I table these thoughts about escaping to safety and changing the plot.

I stop... pop open the door, plop my feet on the forest floor, stompin' on beetles galore.
I got my sling-shot cocked and ready for war, I stand steady all the way to my core.

And then I see him, this damn dinosaur- steppin' up into my cypher, achin' to bite my bacon,
I bait him in close- with curses and quotes- thrown from my throat- to blanket the silence with hope.

I aim up his nose, hopin' my ammo can make his brain go blaammoo, then I'd sing him an ode,
but that butterfly musta channeled my plan, cuz there he goes- kamikaze up the nose- pokin' holes in the brain, causing bellows of pain 'till he finally falls flat-lyin' lame.

(Now that's a butterfly effect unlike any other you've ever seen....)

Rugged wrote:Standing in a boring tour line..

At the Museum of Natural History -- when all a sudden//
Something from the back was sniffing me -- "bet ya'll it's nothing"//
I turned, "holy shit it's a Triceratops", he tossed me to the right//
Knocked a mama to the side, any closer I prob-ly would of died//
Clouds hovered once the wind was knocked out of me -- people screaming//
Look & see mayhem all the way up to the top balcony -- creature's feeding//
The Triceratops ran away, peeps began clearing to the furthest door//
I found a bathroom, closed it & hid, peared into fear when I heard a roar//
The door opened & closed, shit who is it? -- the feet keep on pressing//
Probably could rip through the thin screw hinges -- & eat me in seconds//
Oh shit it's at the stall door, it heard me, the stall slams open//
It was a tall man smoking, "name is Ruggz", his golf bag showing//
Drivers sticking out, with a shotgun mixed in -- "fucking aye...//
I'm hitting a couple holes when I saw some pigeons -- run away//
There's a T-rex eating people at the clubhouse, it was good shit//
Never seen something like that, then I followed his foot prints//
Look kid, you got less guts than these dinosaur fossils//
We're bout to fight, hit the wall & try to walk to the side, horizontal"//
Me and Ruggz hit the hallway, fucking blood all over the place//
The smell of death was so potent I could feel it begin to sober the taste//
No sign of life, so we headed to the parking lot, found a t-rex in the park//
We flee left into cars, ducked down n' see plex ripped apart//
To the right we spotted a stegosaurus, but there was a bigger problem//
T-rex's nostrils flaired, he smelt our boiling blood, dinner called him//
Ruggz jumped up w/ his shotgun n' began shooting, gives' em a blast//
Til T-rex swoops down and grabs a hold of him, rips him in half//
I paniced, grab Ruggz's shotgun n' ran back into the museum//
Stalked by shadows, moving faster than you can see them//
That was it, took a few steps back n' bumped into something mean//
My eyes stretched, I jump forward when I felt somthing touch my sleeve//
It's the guy behind in the tour line, holy shit it was just a dream//
Leaving me thinking it was probably just the dinosaur that' stuck in me//