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Basically, I'm going to ask you questions! lol

Urinals are huge. How Dp you still manage to miss? On a related note, how do you manage to get spots on the top of a mirror that's four feet tall?

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pee splashes at high speed outtakes.. and there huge because drunk guys are sloppy

i never miss... you could put a target in the urinal and i'd hit bulls eye every time!!!! and i'm not sure i understand what you mean by...

Glamtrash wrote:On a related note, how do you manage to get spots on the top of a mirror that's four feet tall?

The mirrors in restaurants are HUGE. Yet there's always water spots st the top in the mens room, like y'all have fkn water wars in there or something lol.

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It means we are awesome.

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So, you work in bathroom maintenance do you? how else would you have such insight into how high water splashes up, well as far as the urinals go i'm not sure who misses those but when it comes to high splash on the mirror i figure once i was my hands i shake them and allow water to fly freely , why not its just water spots any way strange line of questioning I actually did clean bathrooms at one point in my life and women are much worse for instance women will try to flush bloody tamps and maxis and clog toilets with horribleness do their make up and do much worse than water spots ooohhhh i get it thats why you use mens restrooms cool

I dunno what dirty city you live in but the women's bathrooms here are much cleaner. Although I did neglect to receive the memo where we no longer flush the toilet after peeing :/

And it's coming knowledge that I run my own cleaning business lol. Google Muskoka, ON. It's good fkn money here dude.

Also, what is the issue with rinsing the sink out after you brush your teeth? I haven't met a man yet that does. It's disgusting. Same goes for the hairs from shaving. Wtf :/

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common knowledge*

I figured this thread would be more than just questions about bathroom etiquette lmao

I'm only speaking from personal experience, because I've made these observations. Maybe other guys are different

Number 1....Urinals are one thing. I don't think I ever miss the urinal....but as for bathrooms in general, I don't think you'll ever understand what it's like to pee as a man. I drink, a LOT. Probably about 7 or more times a day, usually diet coke. There's a lot of x factors to be taken into account for men. The stream doesn't always shoot out in a straight line. It will occasionally shoot left, right, or higher/lower than usual. Sometimes it will even form a dual stream which makes it even harder because if you aim with one stream, the other will miss. The stream also changes pressures on it's own

Imagine if you will, standing in your back yard holding a hose. Your target is one of those little kiddie pools. Your goal is to not get any water on the lawn, but you have to stand 10 feet away. I'm in complete control of the faucet that turns the hose on, you're just holding the hose and aiming. You don't know how fast it's going to come out, and you dont precisely know when the pressure is going to let up, and even when it does, what can you do to stop it from touching the grass? move closer?

Then, there's morning wood. It's typically difficult to pee with an erection, period, but if you drink as much as I do; it happens frequently. So imagine having practically no flexibility in that hose, and simply having a stiff hose that doesn't give you much option as to how you aim

Occasionally it will also hit the urinal or toilet at a velocity which causes it to bounce off the wall or water and back up or out.

The other thing to factor in is whether or not the place you work at is has a lot of drinking. If people are getting hammered out of their mind, you have to figure its harder to stand with a straight posture



Number 2....as for your mirror issue, I don't know if I can explain that. Occasionally I'll go to a place where I turn the sink on and it's much more powerful than I had expected, so when I stick my hands under it, it sprays all over the place. Quite a few times it's gotten on my pants and then I have to spend like 20 minutes trying to dry it off so people dont think I peed myself when I walk out the door


The only other thing I can think of is when there's no paper towels or efficient drying material around (most of us aren't going to wipe it on our clothes) we can flick it off with our hands. More likely to happen if nobody else is in the bathroom with you. I admit I've done it directly at the bathroom mirror before lmao



Number 3, I always rinse the toilet out after I brush my teeth. I don't want any toothpaste stains in the sink...and I try to rinse it out after I shave, but when I do shave, I'm shaving off an entire beard...not just some stubble...so there's a LOT to go around, and once it's done there's always a couple spots that I may have missed but didn't see until I looked in a different mirror

^ Lmao tomorrow I'm buying a hose and a kiddie pool

Leeroy Jenkins wrote:I figured this thread would be more than just questions about bathroom etiquette lmao

Haha FIIINE.

Sex or head, and why?

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Glamtrash wrote:I dunno what dirty city you live in but the women's bathrooms here are much cleaner. Although I did neglect to receive the memo where we no longer flush the toilet after peeing :/

And it's coming knowledge that I run my own cleaning business lol. Google Muskoka, ON. It's good fkn money here dude.

Also, what is the issue with rinsing the sink out after you brush your teeth? I haven't met a man yet that does. It's disgusting. Same goes for the hairs from shaving. Wtf :/


common knowledge*

well i guess Americans are just sloppy bastards compared to Canadians lmfao

and word FL thats whats up... i bet u do make good money... what are typical places for you to clean at???

and i HATE it when people don't rinse the sink out after they've shaved or spit after they've brushed their teeth... thats fuckin gross... i make sure i don't leave anything behind when i shave i leave the water on and rinse the blade under hot water... and when i brush my teeth i leave the water on before i spit then rinse out the brush n put it away... i mean seriously... how hard is that??? i just don't want my bathroom sink lookin like Chewbaca came through and did his business in my bathroom lol

Glamtrash wrote:^ Lmao tomorrow I'm buying a hose and a kiddie pool

Leeroy Jenkins wrote:I figured this thread would be more than just questions about bathroom etiquette lmao

Haha FIIINE.

Sex or head, and why?

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Katt Williams puts it better than I ever could

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3:30 - End sums it up

Glamtrash wrote:Also, what is the issue with rinsing the sink out after you brush your teeth? I haven't met a man yet that does. It's disgusting. Same goes for the hairs from shaving. Wtf :/

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common knowledge*

I always wash my hands after using the restroom, I always rinse the sink out after shaving and brushing my teeth...

SEX or head.. can't we have our pie and eat it too...


if i had to pick.. i'd pick sex.. considering the human mouth has more bacteria festuring in it, than an asshole full of shit..

lol .. but seriously.. head feels good... but staff infections suck

There's nothing like a Good Morning blow job...


Just saying....

I can only speak for myself but I keep my bathroom clean. And if I'm brushing my teeth or shaving somewhere other than my house I make sure not to leave a mess.

As for the toilet, sometimes a little drop here or there but for the most part I have no trouble keeping it in bounds. Especially with the urinal. I'm don't think I've ever had as much trouble as Leeroy, personally. Morning wood can make it hard to aim, but not impossible. And I only ever get that double stream thing after sex.

Speaking of which, if I had to choose: definitely sex. But if sex doesn't have a little dick sucking first that's always disappointing.