Corrupt a wish

[LogiK]

Granted, but then you'll wish you didn't make that wish later.

I wish people would reply to their private messages....

[Predator X]

Granted, but the server crashes and all the messages get lost before ya read em.

I wish people cleaned their dog's shit up off the sidewalk.

[Dana Riot]

Granted, but they dispose of it in your house lol

I wish I could fly haha

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted but once you reach an altitude high enough to kill you, your powers fail you, and you die...


I wish I this hangover would go away...

[FlipSide]

Granted But U Will Then Have A Migrane Ten Times Worse

I Wish I Was Signed To A Lable With Producers Good Enough To Sell Any Garbage Music Id Make Like Soulja Boy

[- Mutual -]

yeah but then they take 99% of your profits

I Wish We Could All Walk At The Same Speed As Cars LOL (easyone)

[Kuhlerblynd]

Granted, but the first time you get out on a street to test your maximum speed, you get hit by a semi.


I still wish this hangover would go away...

[32neilz]

Granted but it's groundhog day lol

I wish I could fuck kim kardashian

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[Audible Thought]

Granted, but you bust in 10 seconds


I wish I could party with Charlie Sheen

[32neilz]

Granted but he gets crunk on tigers blood and butt fucks you

I wish I could time travel

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[Moneymaker]

Granted but you travel to the end of the world and die


I wish i could read minds

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[JDR]

Granted but then you'd realize everybody thinks you suck
(haha j/p kidd)

I wish somebody would mow my lawn so I dont have too.

[Moneymaker]

Granted the person was a serial killer

I wish jack was a good rapper

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[32neilz]

Granted but he gets so good rap goes bankrupt.

I wish I didn't have to work no more.

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[JDR]

granted but then you'd be poor and couldn't afford your crumpets

I wish I would of never clicked this thread