A corndog stick.

A Nicorette patch.

Your phone antenna.

A Twizzler.

A toothpick.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I, The Great Menu, present "Things Not To Stick In Your Pee Hole". I'll start it off.

A pine needle.

All of this is pointless. Whoever the culprit is should find truth in the statement that they truly have no life. That's some real shit. They OBVIOUSLY have no home life, street life, night life, any kind of life other than the kind that lends them the time to turn a recreational web page into the f...

All of this is pointless. Whoever the culprit is should find truth in the statement that they truly have no life. That's some real shit. They OBVIOUSLY have no home life, street life, night life, any kind of life other than the kind that lends them the time to turn a recreational web page into the f...

This is moving right along, I guess, slowly but surely....

-- Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:39 pm --

Well, guess I was wrong.

I agree completely with Kau. But fuck technicalities. You spat what you felt, and that more than anything really speaks volumes on your character. Keep your head up, bruh.

I agree with all of the above. Alvin is the shit. Truth. He's always been helpful to me, even when it would seem to be an inconvenience to another. Just my take on the situation, though it may not carry the same weight as those before mine.

Leeroy, I've been wanting to tell you for awhile about that one show I saw... I can't remember it, though. Also, can I send you a picture of my ass boil so you can tell me if you think it's infected? K, thanks!!

Dope shit, right here, man. Really enjoyed having some current events and thoughts to read up on. Makes everything feel so much more legit. Looking forward to the next.

Definitely dope as hell, man, flow was tight as fuck and the content was delivered nicely with slick lyrics and a nice flow presence. Track went well, too. Maybe a slight slurring of a word ending once or twice, but that's nothing on the overall song. Dope work. Stay up.

Here's what it is, bruh: Too unsure to move but too frightened to stand still. When it beats this fast my heart's quite a handful. I speak out a landfill. It's not as hard as it seems, Like in my dreams as I see me, I speak so free and easy. Yeah, the flow is seamless. Last line was deffo relatable...