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by Omnie
Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:34 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: Are you dressing up for Hallows Eve?
Replies: 8
Views: 833

Re: Are you dressing up for Hallows Eve?

I dressed up as a gyno...I wore a lab coat type of thing and on the left side it read...

Dr. Howie Feltersnatch, M.D.
Gynecologist

I also wore rubber gloves and carried lube and tampons in my pocket...

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by Omnie
Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:21 am
Forum: Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament
Topic: RND 2 - Orfadox vs Omnie *Omnie wins NO SHOW*
Replies: 8
Views: 786

Re: RND 2 - Orfadox vs Omnie

Czech...

GL Orf...

Let's get it...

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by Omnie
Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:12 pm
Forum: Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament
Topic: Chainsaw Hookers Chat - Predictions - Anything
Replies: 57
Views: 3580

Re: Chainsaw Hookers Chat - Predictions - Anything

No faith...Orf is going down!!! Then I'm taking Quix out...

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by Omnie
Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:49 pm
Forum: Written Rhymes
Topic: Pinnacle Peak
Replies: 5
Views: 474

Re: Pinnacle Peak

Started reading it before I hit play on the beat and could already feel the flow...sick use of multies, top notch my dude...

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by Omnie
Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:00 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: WORD ASSOCIATION!
Replies: 160
Views: 7528

Re: WORD ASSOCIATION!

Shit

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by Omnie
Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:45 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Who do YOU think has a shot at beating Scott?
Replies: 22
Views: 1512

Re: Who do YOU think has a shot at beating Scott?

I wipe my ass with Scott paper towels...

'nuff said...

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by Omnie
Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:35 am
Forum: Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament
Topic: Text Tournament - Sign The Hell UP
Replies: 23
Views: 1599

Re: Text Tournament - Sign The Hell UP

Aqui estoy amigos...

Hahaha...most of you won't know what that means...

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by Omnie
Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:28 am
Forum: Closed Text Battles
Topic: Jack Da Rippa -vs- LJT (Jack wins KO)
Replies: 9
Views: 856

Re: Jack Da Rippa -vs- LJT

Freepost...

Obviously JDR took it, but I thought that jack and Jill bar was creative...just could've been worded differently to make it a harder punch...

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by Omnie
Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:34 pm
Forum: The Booth
Topic: 211 (HOT FIYA!)
Replies: 2
Views: 231

Re: 211 (HOT FIYA!)

Everyone rode the beat well, amazingly, I should say...flow, multies and more multies, thumbs up...beat had my head nodding...dope lines!!!

Props homie!!!

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by Omnie
Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:19 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: What did you want to be?
Replies: 19
Views: 1438

Re: What did you want to be?

I really wanted to be an astronaut too...but now that I know about all the bullshit, like wearing diapers, food in bags and shit like that, I say HELL NO!!!

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by Omnie
Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:13 am
Forum: Illest's Text Tag Tourney 2011
Topic: TEAMS ENTER HERE!
Replies: 75
Views: 4880

Re: TEAMS ENTER HERE!

I'm in this bitch...bodybag season...

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by Omnie
Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:08 am
Forum: Classic Scriptures
Topic: Rugged And Riposte Zombie Collab.
Replies: 26
Views: 1850

Re: Rugged And Riposte Zombie Collab.

Still a dope ass piece...

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by Omnie
Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:49 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: Dear Double
Replies: 5
Views: 695

Re: Dear Double

Let me rephrase my question...

How do I get my girlfriend of 10 years to stop saying "no" every time I ask her to let me dip it in the chocolate bowl???

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by Omnie
Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:51 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: Dear Double
Replies: 5
Views: 695

Re: Dear Double

How do I ask my girlfriend of 10 years to let me dip it in the chocolate bowl, if you know what I mean???

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by Omnie
Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:49 am
Forum: Where The Sidewalk Ends
Topic: What did you want to be?
Replies: 19
Views: 1438

Re: What did you want to be?

Professional soccer player...

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